I woke up this morning with a feeling of despair
I looked for my p*ssy but my p*ssy wasn't there
Well, well, well
My cat fell in the well
Oh puss puss puss poor kitty kitty kitty
My cat fell in the well
I got out a ladder and I climbed down to my pet
I saw in a jiffy that my puss was soakin' wet
Well, well, well
My cat fell in the well
Oh puss puss puss poor kitty kitty kitty
My cat fell in the well
The doggone hole by the pump
Was she pushed, or did she jumped?
There never was a kitty half as pretty
as the p*ssy that fell in the well
There never was a p*ssy that could quite compare with her
Pretty as a picture with her long and silky fur -
Well, well, well, well my cat fell in the well, well
Oh oh oh p*ssy p*ssy p*ssy poor kitty kitty kitty
My cat fell in the well
If you have a p*ssy that you wouldn't trade or sell
Never let her wander or she might fall in a well
Well, well, well
My cat fell in the well
Oh puss puss puss poor kitty kitty kitty
My cat fell in the well
Fell in the - well!