I? m standin? with somethin? in my hand
That don? t look too flower like
She slammed the pretty part
In the door jam, left me and the stems outside
On my way back from fishin?
I thought if I brought a dozen roses home
She? d smile when I told her
There was one for each day that I? d been gone
I tried to think like a woman
Find out where that pretty head was at
I tried to think like a woman
But I don? t guess a woman thinks like that
I? m underneath the window
With my guitar in the back yard, soakin? wet
She poured what I? m afraid
Might've been toilet water on my head
And I thought when she heard this song
I wrote her on my way back into town
It would cool her off but it appears
It worked the other way around
I tried to think like a woman
Find out where that pretty head was at
I tried to think like a woman
But I don? t guess a woman thinks like that
I? m just gettin? comfortable in the dog house
When she pulls the curtains
And I see her peakin? out
Well, I lay here lookin? sad a while
Suffer some and then she smiles
It? s all slowly dawnin? on me now
I tried to think like a woman
Where she wanted me was, right where I was at
I tried to think like a woman
If I was sweet though, she? d cut me some slack
Oh but I don? t think a woman thinks like that
I know she don? t