A woman went to the doctor's office and she was seen by one of the new doctors. After about four minutes in the examination room, she burst out and ran down the hall screaming.
An older doctor stopped her and asked her what the problem was. She explained and he had her sit down and relax in another room before he marched back to the first examining room.
"What's the matter with you?" he demanded of the younger doctor. "Mrs. Terry is 63 years old, she has four grown children and seven grandchildren. And you told her she was pregnant?"
The young doctor continued to write on his clipboard and asked, "Does she still have the hiccups?"