Katrina Lyrics

I was the kind of kid back in school
Who wore a 'Members Only' jacket and said it was cool
That's when I met Katrina, she was best friends with Seshel
I thought she was the one, yeah, I thought that she was special

I saw her in the hall about a quarter to three
I said, ?I'll take you in my Nova to the Tasty Freeze?
She said, ?I know all about you, more than I should
I know all about your dirty mags you keep in the wood?

So tell me, how I'm supposed to be
When I've been stalked by a lesbian?
I can't sleep a wink
And I'm married to the ephedrine

How am I supposed to sleep
When I've been stalked by a lesbian now?
Stalked by a lesbian now

Now don't take it light, it might seem funny to you
Yesterday my science project was covered in glue
So I asked that guy Seshel, I said, ?Was it something I said??
He said, ?Quit being so f*cking paranoid, it's all in your head?

The way she's looking at me, I think she wants me to be
The guy that always gets shot in every movie you see
Oh God, she's walking this way, oh God, what could I say?
And I hope and I pray that one day she's gonna be straight

So tell me, how I'm supposed to be
When I've been stalked by a lesbian? I can't sleep a wink
And I'm married to the ephedrine

How am I supposed to sleep
When I've been stalked by a lesbian now?
Stalked by a lesbian now
Stalked by a lesbian now

So I was at a bar the other night and I looked across the room
And there's this girl and she walks up to me
She's beautiful and she says
?Hey, I'm Katrina, dude, remember me??

And I freaked, I said, ?Oh my God, I thought you looked familiar?
About this time, this 400 f*cking pound woman walks up
With Katrina's face tattooed on the side of her neck
She comes waddling up and says, ?Don't f*ck with my girl?

I looked at Jabba straight in the f*cking eye and I say
?Don't worry, every time I picture Katrina's face
It's gonna be on the side of your gross, fat-assed, 3 chinned neck?
She says, ?Are you stupid??, I say, "No, I'm just sober?

So tell me, how I'm supposed to be
When I've been stalked by a lesbian?
I can't sleep a wink
And I'm married to the ephedrine

How am I supposed to sleep
When I've been stalked by a lesbian now?
Stalked by a lesbian now
Stalked by a lesbian now

I hope she beat the shit outta you, you homophobic

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