Laf Nag Lyrics

Max: At the end of the day, I'm on my way home on the highway, thank god it's Friday,

Max Normal in 9 to 5, you know the vibe, pull some overtime, clock out, then home to wife.

Then I noticed that I don't know where the hell I am, Must've taken a wrong turn, Shit, let me phone home, (Phone Ringing) "Hey Honey, Listen don't get cross, I'm gonna be a little late, I'm just a bit lost."

(She says: "You promised me you'd come ... I can't believe.... Don't do this... don't do this to me.")

Woah it's breaking up, I've got bad reception, I've got a crap connection, I'm just gonna get directions, Go back to the intersection, wind down my window, to speak to some kids, but before I speak the kids go:

(HOOK) Tik, Tik Lollypop, [no f*cking clue] [no f*cking clue] [no f*cking clue] .... Neon Don

Max: Ok, nice, don't know what the hell that was all about let me speak to these two guys coming round the corner now

[no f*cking clue]

Neon Don: Can I help you?

Max: Hi guys, I made a bum steer, Do you know how I get to the highway from here?

Neon Don: Shit for brains it's kinda hard to explain, I still don't wanna put a (???) strain on your brain.

Max: Uh, what are you doing?

[they get in the car] Gangster B: It's ok, we can show you the way.

Neon Don: If you want to get to the highway drive straight.

Max: Hi, I'm Max Normal!

Neon Don: Dress code strictly formal? Not quite.

[no f*cking clue] [no f*cking clue] [no f*cking clue] [no f*cking clue]

Neon Don: Don't leave here Maxi, right-o you got it? Oh my god, what's this here in your wallet? [Don pulls a picture of Max's wife out] Don: Oh, visie day look a meisie Gangster B: Face me Don: Kyk hie Gangster B: Hello baby Max: Hey that's my wife

Don: Uh Max, you got a nice suit Advise my now kyk hie why you wearing my shoes? Max: Uh these are my shoes Don: Come on don't be insecure I'm a size nine let my try them on to be sure Daas it now, fits it snug like a glove Take a puff my bru Max: Uhhh no thank you [Don cocks a gun] Don: Smoke this or I smoke you [Max takes a tiny puff] Uh uh uh Max, that won't do Ganster B: [no f*cking clue] Don: Puff it! Do it! [???] [Max Takes a Bunch of Big Hits!] [Laughter]

(Hook)

Max: Whoo Jesus H. Christ Goin on don't know slow mo I'm on Deep Space 9 Getting insecure, very bad feeling Creepy flowing Need to go sleep or go pee, a homie Laughing at me with no teeth oh jeez Shit is so deep My brain's custard What's happening I don't understand, Max in wonderland Wearin nothing but his flippin underpants Neon Don's in my socks and my shoes Plus he's rocking my suit f*ck it I'm too High to open up the door let me climb through The window Huh where are we? Half inside half outside my body What's that noise? Sounds like a party Down a little passage and go open a black gate Old woman: Hey go through the back gate! f*ckin creepy! An old lady reading a bible by her bed watching TV By the back door Into the back yard I'm at peace thank god A big black dog! [Hey!]
The lights get dim Everybody says Hi to Don I'm with him! A lot of boob tube tops, a lot of low rise jeans Hi everybody don't mind me Cold beer's pumpin out the freezer in the garage Don gettin jiggy with some chicky with a fat ass Some guys by the ride playing dominoes go [Go Donny Don go Donny Don go] God my head's fried I got the red eyes Little kids running around way after bedtime Lookin funky in my undies Still need to wee Don grabs the mic on the karaoke machine Don: Wie maak die jol vol? [TRANSLATION: Who Fills The Room? / Who Rocks The House?] Crowd: Donnie maak die jol vol! [TRANSLATION: Don Fills the Room] Don: Wie maak die jol vol? Crowd: Donnie maak die jol vol! Go Donnie! Go go! Go Donnie! Go go! Go Donnie! Go go! Go Donnie! Go go! Gangsta B: Maxi in the ghetto! Crowd: And not the ghetto! Maxi in the ghetto! And not the ghetto! Go Maxi! Say say! Go Maxi! Say say! Go Maxi! Say say! Yepa!

Max: My mind's open third eye strobing When Neon Don's brand new cellphone rings Don: Hello (wife: "Is Max there?") Don: "Jis one's your wife Maxi" Hi honey (wife: "I thought you were dead!") Don't say that, I'm just hanging with some new friends in the Cape Flats (wife: "I thought you were laf nag!") Eh don't say that! Listen I got another call on hold, I'll call you straight back

(Hook)

Max: This is not a ??? day I'm on my way home on the highway in my underpants hitchhiking, what are those lights? I was so frightened, woo, what a night! ooh, there's a white van, cool! so glad you guys stopped out the white van jumped two white cops

cops: Is everything all right with you?"

Max: Me? ??? ??? my bru!

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