Hey I wanna be in a hardcore band, X's on my hands, gonna take a stand I can't sing, so I will scream
Hey I wanna be in an indie band, wearing tight tight pants, think that I can dance I can't play so I'll DJ
So who do you think you f*cking are And do you think you are a rockstar, cause you're not Who do you think you f*cking are
Hey I wanna be in a christian band, bible in my hand, preaching to my fans We write shit and it's a hit
Hey I wanna be in a hip hop group, rapping to a loop, yelling whoop whoop whoop Tall tall tees, to my knees
And who do you think you f*cking are And do you think you are a pop star, cause you're not Who do you think you f*cking are
When will you ever wake up It's time for band to break up Take all that makeup off your face
Everyone has got a band now Anyone can write a breakdown Everything it all just sounds the same