[Verse 1]
My Dad just got off from an eleven-hour shift
When he gets home, I lose all TV privileges
Mom's stressed out, tryna make sure everyone gets fed
Big Bro's numbing out on the PlayStation again
[Chorus]
I'm in my room
Making action figures kiss, in my room
Learning the guitar, 'n playing with my dick
I'm in my room
Wondering if I could ever get so rich
That I'd never feel alone when I'm at home
In my room
[Verse 2]
T(hank) G(od) I(t's) Monday, I can see my friends again
I quote The Matrix, so I seem interesting
My mom called your mom, so you could ride home on my bus
She'll melt some cheese on chips, but then I got plans for us
[Chorus]
In my room
Check out this poster; the entire Simpsons cast
In my room
I got this Weird Al Tape; man, if you just wanna laugh
In my room
Maybe you could sleep over; Hey, I just gotta ask
And then we can spend the night talking about life
[Bridge]
In my room
I am sacred, I am safe, I am free
In my room
I get to dream up who I really wanna be
In my room
[Verse 3]
There's a kid who tried on all his brother's clothes
Who hates the way he looks and is bad at saying no-o
Who's trying so damn hard to never let it show
And sometimes he's alone when he's at home