(Originally appeared on "Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey" soundtrack)
Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray the lord my soul to keep.
If I should die before I wake, I pray the lord my soul to take.
I'm not gonna wake up today, They've pulled my plug, the picture fades.
And as my body decays, mold begins to fill my grave.
The smell of death permeates, The silk within my coffin lays.
Go to hell!
As they bury me now, six feet there my body lies.
Still feel like I can't go down, I hear a distant wailing cry.
God, something must've gone wrong.
Much too late I realize.
Go to hell!
I saw my funeral that day, I know who didn't show to mourn.
My judgement was life in hell, Pillars of pain and thorns.
My only friend's the goat, With 666 between his horns.
Go to hell!
Place all your trust here in me, Rest assured these things I know.
And as Charon sails the sea, Your journey too shall end below.
Ah yes you're all sitting ducks, It's true you reap what you sow.
Go to hell!
Now I lay me down to sleep, Blah, blah, blah my soul to keep.
If I die before I wake, I'll go to hell for heaven's sake.