[Igor]
(spoken)
Oh, the fantasic things we'll do.
It'll be like old times. You and me.
Right up there with the world's greatest pairs!
(sung)
Like Laurel and Hardy,
like Coke and Baccardi
Like Juliet and Romeo,
Ebb and Flow,
To and Fro,
Together, Together again...
Together again for the first time,
We've only met in a dream!
Up until now it's been the worst time,
but now that you're here,
we're a team!
Together again for the first time,
haven't a woe or a care
No longer a bad and accursed time
It's easy to see, you have to agree
We're destined to be a great pair!
All of my life I've been stoogin' around,
nothin' to do, at my loss.
All of my life I've been stoogin' around
But what good is a stooge
If He ain't got a boss?!?!
Together again for the first time,
back on the track to renown
We're gonna thrill 'em,
We're gonna kill 'em
You'll be the teacher,
We'll make a new creature,
and scare the bloomin' daylights right out of this
town!
(spoken)
[Frederick]
No, stop it! Stop it! You don't understand.
I'll only be here for a few days, to settle my
grandfather's estate, and then
I'm heading straight back to New York. No laboratories,
no creatures.
[Igor]
Bet you change your mind, master.
C'mon, join in a chorus, it's fun!
[Frederick]
My dear Igor,
I happen to be the Dean of Anatomy at a world-renown
School of Medicine.
Although, I do sing a bit. And was,
in fact, a Whiffenpoof at Yale.
[Igor]
A Wiffenpoof, wow! C'mon doc, nobody's around!
[Frederick]
Well, nobody is around...what the hell!
(sung)
Together again for the first time!
Haven't a woe or a care!
[Igor]
Together again for the first time
Haven't a woe or a care!
This is the best time
[Frederick]
No longer a bad and accursed time,
It's easy to see
[Igor]
You have to agree
[Igor and Frederick]
We're destined to be a great pair!
[Frederick]
May I?
[Igor]
Take it!
[Frederick]
All of my life, I've been bossing around, mean and
alone like a Scrooge.
All of my life I've been bossing around,
But what good is a boss if he ain't got a Stooge?!
(spoken)
Oh, I'm sorry, I don't wish to embarrass you, but I am
a rather brilliant surgeon.
Perhaps I could help you with that hump.
[Igor]
What hump?
[Both]
Together again for the first time,
We're only met in a dream
[Frederick]
Like Ginger and Freddie
[Igor]
Macdonald and Eddy
[Frederick]
Like San Juan and Teddy
[Igor]
Or Meatballs and Spaghetti!
[Both]
But the pair that we cry for
The pair that we sigh for
The pair that we die for
is Fron-kon-steen and Eye-gore,
For the first time
together again!
Together again for the first time,
We've only met in a dream
[Frederick]
Like Gimbel and Macy
[Igor]
Like Hepburn and Tracy
[Frederick]
Like Lombard and Gable
[Igor]
Like good ol' Cain and Abel!
[Both]
For t he first time,
Together again!
Together forever again!