I'm with my friends having a sleepover at mine,
Mum said lights off, but they're still on at half nine,
There's nothing gay 'bout doing nails and doing hair,
Nor nothing gay 'bout three boys playing truth or dare,
That's when my brush vibrated right between my legs,
T-t-to my surprise it was my phone instead,
Dru makes and interception,
Grabs my phone out my hand,
'Hello you've reached the midnight beast, you're
ruining our plans! '
B-double-o-t-y
It's three over average girls calling three under
average guys
"We're f*cked up and we're ready to play
We wanna do things we'll regret the next day"
NO!
I wanna play cluedo with my bros
NO!
I wanna paint rainbows on my toes
NO!
I don't wanna hoe, I want a comforting look
When Noah kisses Allie in the Notebook
(booty booty) It's just a booty call
(booty booty)even if your boo-tiful
(hey hey )It's just a booty call
(hey hey)
Now my phones on silent, they still call on private
number
I can't believe this desperation to disturb my slumber
party
I'm in my dressing gowny while Ashley's making brownies
Dru is in the back ground playing twister on his own,
HELL YEAH!
We're wearing our jim-jams
HELL YEAH!
We're playing the flute
HELL YEAH!
We're showing our sizes, the f*cking surprise is
that yours hasn't grown
And then I hear my!
B-double-o-t-y
It's three over average girls calling three under
average guys
We're f*cked up and we're ready to play
We wanna do things we'll regret the next day
B-double-o-t-y
Three overconfident, stereotypical, cheerleader types,
we're f*cked up and
We wanna have fun
You can be the boys we'll regret when we're done
NO!
I wanna play Sleeping Lions
NO!
I'm busy defending Zion
NO!
There's no point in calling coz I'll never respond,
The boys and me are getting tits from Legally Blonde,
(booty booty)It's just a booty call
(booty booty)Even if your boo-tiful
(hey hey)It's just a booty call (hey hey)
I'm not a booty call, I'm just a normal boy
I want to stay at home and play with all my toys
We are three boys not looking for three girls,
My ring-tone's like a missile bringing war to my world
Cheese-strings, Party Rings are my favourite things,
Marshmellows with hot choclate, bitch we're living like kings!
NO !
I wanna have cheese pepperoni
NO!
I wanna play my little pony
NO!
I don't wanna hoe, I want a chocolate fountain
Whilst we snuggle up to watch broke back mountain
(booty booty)It's just a booty call
(booty booty)Even if your boo-tiful
It's just a booty call
It's just a booty call
Even if your boo-tiful
(HEY HEY )It's just a booty call (HEY HEY)
(booty booty)It's just a booty call
(booty booty)Even if your boo-tiful
It's just a booty call
It's just a booty call
Even if your boo-tiful
(HEY HEY )It's just a booty call (HEY HEY)