[Verse 1]
I walk into an empty room
I thought there'd be at least balloons
Girl looks at me, says "Who the hell is she?"
I think I'm having trouble adjusting
I leave your house at 10 AM
Shower and shave hairy armpits
I make some toast and go to work
Oh God, it hurts, trouble adjusting
[Chorus]
How am I to do it again
If I can't recall how it was in the beginning?
I was over there, now I'm over here
Easy for you, I'm still adjusting
[Verse 2]
Now three days straight, no underwear
Went to the laundromat, but just stood and stared
I'm sorry Mom, I've lived alone for so long
But I'm still having trouble adjusting
[Chorus]
How am I to do it again
If I can't recall how it was in the beginning?
I was over there, now I'm over here
Easy for you, I'm still adjusting
[Bridge]
Okay
They say it will be okay
Shit, this song is shit
They'll listen anyway
[Chorus]
How am I to do it again
If I can't recall how it was in the beginning?
I was over there, now I'm over here
Easy for you, I'm still adjusting
[Outro]
How am I to do it again
If I can't recall how it was in the beginning?