Get me out of this town
God, I hate this place
Yeah, I'd get better luck gettin' laid
In outer space
Yeah, there's billions of women waiting for me
Lord have mercy, I gotta, I gotta be free
Yeah, I gotta be free
Lord, I got
Got my penis enlarged
Down at the men's clinic
But I gotta wait six weeks 'til I
Get back in it
This is the greatest country on Earth
Cause, honey, now I got girth
I gotta be free (gotta be free)
Yeah, I gotta be free (gotta be free)
Lord, I got
I was
So small
Now I
Feel tall
Meet chicks
Down at the mall
Got my penis enlarged
Now everybody knows
Girls come to my house
Start rippin' off my clothes
This here city is so great
I gotta go, I got a date
I gotta be (gotta be free)
Yeah, I gotta be free (gotta be free)
Whoa, I gotta be free (gotta be free)
Yeah, I gotta be free (gotta be free)
Yeah yeah yeah yeah (gotta be free)
Yeah yeah yeah yeah (gotta be free)
Yeah yeah yeah yeah (gotta be free)