I'm A Wreck Lyrics

[Chorus]
Well, I'm a wreck, I'm ready to crash
I'm a wreck, feel like a big piece of trash
I'm a wreck, my whole life's on the run
Even my mama's been calling me a bum

[Verse 1]
Woke up this morning, my liver said to me
Come on, boy, let that alcohol be
Go to detox like father, like son
AA meetings here I come

[Chorus]
Well I'm a wreck, I'm ready to crash
I'm a wreck, feel like a big piece of trash
I'm a wreck, my whole life's in pieces
Everything around me smells like feces

[Verse 2]
Fired from my job at the sock factory
Cars been repossessed I've got water on the knee
My bowels are blocked, my ears are full of wax
Here comes another heart attack

[Chorus]
Well, I'm a wreck, I'm ready to crash
I'm a wreck, feel like a big piece of trash
I'm a wreck, my whole life's on the run
Even my mama's been calling me a bum

[Verse 3]
All this Mountain Dews and Jolt soda pops
Making my teeth rot, rot, rot
Dennis the Menace to society Keep them Nazis away from me

[Chorus]
Well, I'm a wreck, I'm ready to crash
I'm a wreck, feel like a big piece of trash
I'm a wreck, my whole life's on the run
Even my mama's been calling me a bum

[Verse 4]
I got the midriff bulge from too many beers
Little love handles sticking out like fishing piers
Covered with shingles, my bladder's giving way
Love birds making me look like a fink

[Chorus]
Well, I'm a wreck, I'm ready to crash
I'm a wreck, feel like a big piece of trash
I'm a wreck, my whole life's on the run
Even my mama's been calling me a bum

[Verse 5]
Throwing up blood in the back of a van
I can tell you, buddy, that this wasn't my plan
Give me some fruit, some yogurt too
Anything to add I just might spew

[Chorus]
Well I'm a wreck, I'm ready to crash
I'm a wreck, feel like a big piece of trash
I'm a wreck, my whole life's in pieces
Everything around me smells like feces

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