He can't dance or sing
He can't do anything
But, what the hell?
The kid's a looker
Just add cash and stir
And there you are
Another nonsense non-star
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There's no pretense
This kid is dense
But, what the hell?
The kid's a looker
Just add cash and stir
And the crass consumers line up
Shoulder to shoulder
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Sometime through the night
The kid she'd his life
So very sad
However do not call this number again
We're busy molding the face
Of the kid's replacement, yeah
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