Antonia Lyrics

She makes a lot of abstract art
She haggles for the cheapest price
She never orders take out food
Before ten o'clock at night

She's really into snowmobiles
She owns a lot of nice flashlights
She cares for all the stupid cats
That never found their way home

She shaves her legs with Ginsu knives
She quotes a lot of Annie Hall
She misplaced her virginity
Back in 1995

She's what's keeping me alive
She's the pizza of my eyes
Without her near me
I would not survive

It gets cold when she's not around
I float until I sink and I'm swallowed up
It's so cold when she's not around
I wait for her to come home and tell me I'll be fine

She's always eating Captain Crunch
She sings a lot of Ben Folds Five
She's scared to death of cobra snakes Just like Indiana Jones

She tells the dumbest knock-knock jokes
She drinks a lot of Chardonnay
She hates the way I comb my hair
But she married me last June

She was the bride, I was the groom
I cried a lot and then we spooned
Without her in my life
I would be doomed

It gets cold when she's not around
I float until I sink and I'm swallowed up
It's so cold when she's not around
I wait for her to come home and tell me I'll be fine
Tell me I'll be fine

She loves the smell of Christmas trees
She sneezes when she sees bright lights
She fainted on the kitchen floor
When her father passed away

Our baby girl is due this May
And when the little lady grows up
I hope that she will be
Just like her mother

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