Did you ever seem to have one of those days
When everyone's on your case
From your teacher all the way down to your best girlfriend
Well, you know, I used to have it just about all the time
But I found a way to get out of it
Let me tell you about
Sittin' in the classroom, thinkin' it's a drag
Listening to the teacher rap, just ain't my bag
[Incomprehensible] bells ring, you know it's my cue
I'm gonna meet the boys on floor number 2
Smokin' in the boys room
Smokin' in the boys room
Nah, teacher don't you fill me up with your rules
'Cause everybody knows that smokin' ain't allowed in school
Checkin' out the hall makin' sure the coast is clear
Lookin' in the stalls, nah, there ain't nobody here
My buddy Sixx, Mick and Tom
To get caught would surely be the death of us all
Smokin' in the boys room
Aah, we're smokin' in the boys room
Nah, teacher don't you fill me up with your rules
'Cause everybody knows that smokin' ain't allowed in school
Hey, could I be excused?
Well, put me to work in the school bookstore
Checkout counter and I got bored
Teacher was lookin' for me all around
Two hours later you know where I was found
Smokin' in the boys room
I tell you, I was smokin' in the boys room
Nah, nah, nah, teacher don't you fill me up with your rule
Everybody knows that smokin' ain't allowed in school
Everybody
Smokin' in the boys room
Smokin' in the boys room
I tell you, I was smokin' in the boys room
Smokin' in the boys room
Hey, teacher don't you fill me up with your rule
'Cause everybody knows that smokin' ain't allowed in school
One more
Smokin' in the boys room
Smokin' in the boys room
Now, teacher I'm foolin' around with your rule
'Cause everybody knows that smokin' ain't allowed in school
This was one of my favourite songs when in high school.I wish someone would include the spoken-word introduction that Vince did at the start of the song,though.