Button up the shirt, button up the shirt, button up the shirt, there's a good old chap
Button up the shirt, button up the shirt, button up the shirt, unless you wear a cravat
Pull the collar, pull the collar, pull the collar in a forwards motion
Pull the collar, pull the collar, pull the collar in a forwards motion
Shoot the cuff, shoot the cuff, shoot, shoot, shoot the cuff
Shoot the cuff, shoot the cuff, shoot, shoot, shoot the cuff
If you're a scruff enough's enough! You want in, but that's just tough
You could have thought of that before you looked at what you wore, when you knocked upon the door of the club
If you wish to get to a swish do, its pish to smell like fish stew
Don't come here looking like you're on crack, I'm back for the sherry, DJ bring the beat back!
Hold the door for the lady, Hold the door for the lady, Hold the door for the lady, and watch her wiggle her behind as she goes on through
Hold the door for the lady, Hold the door for the lady, Hold the door for the lady, and watch her wiggle her behind as she goes on through