Master of evil, Squid of darkness
Octopus of inferno and hell
Dead you lie sleeping, in eternal siesta
Counting two TeraSheep
When death dies thy time shall be
To unleash upon us plankton and death
So hear the call of your colf summoning thee
WAITING FOR THE CALL OF CTHULHU!
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Brlrlrlalalllrrllrrwhwhgagawl aaaaaaah
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CALL OF CTHULHU! Lalalalalalalala
Cthulhu the ancient, bringer of bills
Lord of Telecom R'lyeh
Appear in your subscribers dreams
Advertising tariffs of pain and convenience
Send the world your death SMS
Forwarding animated doomsday GIFs
When thy kingdom rises once again
Hire us first in the mighty call center of Cthulhu!
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Brlrlrlalalllrrllrrwhwhgagawl aaaaaaah
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CALL OF CTHULHU! Lalalalalalalala