Why does she need him for a father?
Not only maidens can occupy my shack
Gluing my manhood towards a manhole
Like Pepe Le Pew would say, hey, hey, hey, we clash!
I got my diddly spayed, I got my diddly spayed
I got my diddly spayed, I got my diddly
She laughs about it
Shrinking inflections if the wind blows just right
Jacking themselves off polyester
I wanna jump, this isn't right, hey, when am I getting it back?
I got my diddly spayed, I got my diddly spayed
I got my diddly spayed, I got my diddly
I don't know why
I got a joke too silly to say
Don't touch the balls
I got a dick, dick, hear my f*cking hate
I got my diddly spayed, I got my diddly spayed
I got my diddly spayed, I got my diddly
If you're wondering it's gaining monthly
Fiberglass insulated disguised as cotton candy
Spawning downstream, El Rancho Ovulate
Feeling can't help me romp
Bill just f*ck me, take me anal
Billy's slit reminds me of someone
I'm sick of paying for the Love Boat
Toni and Tennille, Sonny, Bono, Charo
Had a nice set of lungs
I got my diddly spayed, I got my liberty
I got my diddly spayed, I got my diddly spayed
I got no house
Nowhere they fall
I got a hit, hit
Well, you can't live, I got my diddly spayed
I got my diddly spayed, I got my diddly spayed
I got my diddly spayed, I got my diddly spayed
I got my diddly spayed, I got my diddly