I know your life just lacks exhilaration and excitement
You feel essential, but the truth is you're really bored
If you think my business is your own personal entertainment
You can make a hobby out of falling on your sword
So Shut! Your face!
You could keep it fair, but you'd rather poke the bear
So know your place
Mind your business
Even though the door is open it's not an invitation
You've got a nose for news and I'm a pie on the windowsill
Filling inside information with sloppy imagination
If you want some cheap thrills, you can clean your own spills
Not every story should deserve your time and attention
You could have thought it through, but now it's a little late
To leave your opinion on the cutting room floor
You didn't want a problem, but it blew up in your face
So Shut! Your Face!
You could keep it fair, but you'd rather poke the bear
So know your place
Mind your business
Hey hey hey!
Hey hey hey!
Like a kid overreacting to my reaction
A baby preacher throwing tantrums at the podium
We'll add a soapbox so you're even higher in your highchair
You can point your finger while you're sucking on your thumb
So Shut! Your face!
You could keep it fair, but you'd rather poke the bear
So know your place
Mind your business