Not on your arm Not on your leg Not in the toast Not in the eggs Not on the carpet Nor the linoleum Just how'd your little brother get it smeared all over him
Poop in the potty, poop goes in the potty x4
Not on your brother not on your sis not on any family member, you might wanna make a list
not on the plants not in your hair not on the porch no, we do not want to share
Poop in the potty, poop goes in the potty x4
Not on the swing not on the slide not while we're spinnin' on a carnival ride not on the window not on the wall no more surprises on the light switch down the hall
hey!
Poop in the potty, poop goes in the potty x4
Not in the yard you're on your honor don't go gettin' no ideas from the neighbors weimereiner
Poop in the potty, poop goes in the potty...