I can't help it
I like it by myself
And if I can't help it
I'll turn into someone else
Ask me a question
The answer should be yes or no
But I'm looking at the air around me
And it's clutter with maybes and who knows
It's these obsessions that get to me
They take up all the room in my head
I have all the time in the world for you dear
Umm could you repeat what you said?
I have two sides
And one of them's always wrong
And I can't help it
Not knowing which side I'm on
I thought I heard someone coming
I said "Hello, is anyone there?"
I didn't notice I was by myself
Actually, I guess I was more than aware
So set two plates at the table dear
That's right, set two on my side
We'll try to be pleasant, not argue
And confess all the feelings we hide
I've got these notions
Of competing inside my head
I guess my emotions
Are better straightening
Is it too late to change my mind?