Uber Passenger Highway Lyrics

[Intro] Man I'm one of the dopest emcees out and I gotta be a damn Uber driver...hahah
I guess you gotta pay the bills somehow, fake it till you make it in this piece (music playing)

[Verse 1]

Another day another dollar I gotta get it however
I gotta get it I get away with murder like I got acquitted this Uber job
I gotta quit it but I can't quit it till I snap back in this new era the fitted
This rap business ain't paying me crap with this sidejob I gotta keep my eye open, I'm cyclops
I'm waiting in the car the clock is ticking, but damn this girl looks good as a box of chicken
She gets in the car, "Hi, My name is Keisha. I'm sorry that I took so long but it's nice to meet ya"
Hah, It's all good shawty, yo where should I leave ya?
"Oh, I'm just goin' to meet my girl for a slice of pizza"
I'm drivin we vibin, turn up my song she bobbin, hit the carpool lane we mobbin, a great sidekick maybe she could be my chick that'll hopefully mouth massage my dick
Ayyy, this you playin? I usually want the aux cord! Never heard it before like a Jamie Foxx Tour but I like it but hey wait why you a uber driver? your lyrics so deep I thought you were a scuba diver
For some extra cash, anyway what's your digits?
The ball is now in your court, ma are you down to kick it?
"hah, hah you're funny"
Well, you're no dummy, we should go to Philidelphia where it's always sunny
Well here's your stop Kesiha
"Thank you for the ride Page. I'll make sure I give you 5 stars and high praise"
She gets out the car, I think this gon' be my day
And just like that, another Uber Passenger Highway

[Chorus x2 ]
I feel like this could be one of those days
But I don't wanna say that, cause everytime I say that
Something bad comes around my way
Uber Passenger Highways

[Verse 2] I see another passenger, it's in Inglewood
Should I take it? Oh what the hell I'm already in the hood
I play my own songs when I ride, it's free promotion
For all my riders that get in and feel the emotion
They can leave out happier with a mixtape
Its great, cause they can help me to get my shit straight
The next passenger gets in shook and messy
It's weird cause the way he's shaking is looking sketchy
I asked if he could put the address in the GPS
Cause we was stuck in a rush hour like CVS
He said nah, just make a left at the light B
The way he said it sounded like he wanted to fight me
I made a left then a left, then another one
I felt like DJ Kahled when he said "Another One"
I seen 6 goons on the porch trippin out, he rolled down his back window what is this about? (motherf*ckas...)
I turned down the tunes I was bumpin
All I saw was thunder or lightnin coming or something
But that was just the flare of the gun I was preparin to run
When I see him shoot the chick carrying her son but I froze
I was stuck, all I saw was a live trigger
While things moving in slow motion I heard "Drive Nigga!"
I busted up faster than I jacked off to Pamela Anderson
Wish I could leave this black ish to Anthony Anderson
He hopped out after threatening me to stop
All of this happened and I have yet to see a cop
My heart beat felt like Shark Teeth
When he hunting in the water, tearin' apart meat
I logged off and pulled up in the drive way
Another day in my Uber Passenger Highway
I logged off and pulled up in the drive way
Another day in my Uber Passenger Highway

[Chorus x2 ]
I feel like this could be one of those days
But I don't wanna say that, cause everytime I say that
Something bad comes around my way
Uber Passenger Highways

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