I`m Private Lee detective you can
see me on the big bad screen
I`m not clean, obscene, not anything
but the baddest you`ve ever seen
I`m a thorn in your side and a pain
in your hide and I`m mean
For anyone who pays me I`ll walk in
and I`ll screw up your scene
Sometimes you`ll find me in Milwaukee
L.A. Detroit, D.C. or New York
Even Boise, New Jersey or
someplace in downtown Orleans
There`s a guy inside who`s serving time
he had the nerve to try and cut me
And another guy is holding up
super highway No.23
Make no mistake I`m no dreamer
I`m a wheeler, a dealer, and a schemer
peepin` creepin` sneakin` Private Lee
Sometimes you`ll find me in Milwaukee
L.A. Detroit, D.C. or New York
Even Boise, New Jersey or
someplace in downtown Orleans
When you see me I might forgive you
if you think that I always make my kills
Private Lee he`s not real
he only pays my rent in Beverly Hills
I`m your super cop on TV
don`t want nobody talk to me
Just leave me be ...............