Creature In The Classroom Lyrics

"zero hero knife fight, schedule of feedback,
creatures in the classroom want advanced placement,
hepatitis roof rats man your battle stations.
go ahead troubleshoot, we read you loud and clear,
aspirin in the ice cream, commie fluoridation,
post-encephalitic rut-stuck metal milk champs
take on the army with jump ropes and switch blades.
tin teeth, shin guard, first string rich kids
get the indoor soccer flat soles,
special needs kids get the med-head puppet show
at little round tables with grad school ass holes.

we kids sing:
screw the floor plans.
make a difference.
never ask for help.
always do your best.

head's a sinkhole, a tv trash can,
they cut our crust off, we piss dristan.
behavior problems, excessive absence...
oopsey-daisy made an unmanned aircraft.
defiant third grade special ed hercules
is at far greater risk of being retained,
his diminished activity is one indication
that "yes, there is a problem and it must be addressed."

we kids sing: steal everything not nailed down.
never sell to fascist loan or card sharks or wager on our parents' long shots.

rank and file liars keep their socks on,
the slow poke ice age prescribes too often.
know a grown up by its ancient innoculation scarring.
tranquilizer snails build solar sails
despite the hammer-handed, consequence inflicting
flat head community who rule with work-reward nintendo bribery.

we take standardized tests in hyper colors and sweats,
two million strong and trying to fly too fast.
modify me. then delete me. f*ck it, vaccinate me while i'm sleeping.
i'm a fidgety phill, i am a heretic,
i am lazy and rude and manipulative.
hey new age bull dyke haircut dipshit,
we will not respect your wishes
to lock our dicks up in an office
full of stuff that makes us nauseous,
steal all you want with your fingers on fire,
but melt my plastic and get your ass kicked
we kids sing out rainbowed beat down,
steal everything and run for it."

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