In old Philadelphia, the Founding Fathers met
Because our country didn't have a Constitution yet
Many of the framers would go on to greater fame
One was a Virginian; Mason was his name
In Seventeen and Ninety-One, George Mason led the fight
That led to the adoption of our nation's Bill of Rights
They named a college after himin 1972
And they beat UConn on Sunday and ****ed me in the pool
**** George Mason
**** George Mason
**** him and the horse that drove him in
He fought for the assertion of the common rights of Man
But the ****ers won the game, and now I'm almost out a grand
He may have been a patriot, a hero from the past
But if I ever see him, I'll kick his ****ing ass
**** George Mason
**** George Mason
**** him and the horse that drove him in