Hook's Waltz Lyrics

[Captain Hook, spoken]
I am the greatest villain of all time!
Who is Blue Beard?

[Pirates, spoken]
Nobody!

[Captain Hook, spoken]
Who is Nero?

[Pirates, spoken]
Nobody!

[Captain Hook, spoken]
Who is Jack the Ripper?

[Pirates, spoken]
Nobody!

[Captain Hook]
Who's the swiniest swine in the world?

[Pirates]
Captain Hook!
Captain Hook!

[Captain Hook]
Who's the dirtiest dog in this wonderful world?

[Pirates]
Captain Hook!
Captain Hook!

[Captain Hook]
Captain of villainy
Madder and loot
Eager to kill any
Who says that my hook isn't cute

[Smee, spoken]
It's cute

[Captain Hook]
Who's the slimiest rat in the pack?

[Pirates]
Captain Hook!
Captain Hook!

[Captain Hook]
Who's unlovable
Who's unlivable
Who's existence is just unforgivable
Who would stoop to the lowest and cheapest of tricks in the book

[Pirates]
Tricks in the book
Slimy, slimy Captain Hook Captain Hook
Captain Hook
Captain Hook
Captain Hook

[Captain Hook, spoken]
Who's the swiniest?

[Pirates, spoken]
Swiniest!

[Captain Hook, spoken]
The doggiest?

[Pirates, spoken]
Doggiest!

[Captain Hook, spoken]
The slimiest?

[Pirates, spoken]
Slimiest!

[Captain Hook]
Who's the creepiest creep in the world?

[Pirates]
Captain Hook!
Captain Hook!

[Captain Hook]
Who's dispensable?

[Pirates]
You!

[Captain Hook]
Reprehensible

[Pirates]
You!

[Captain Hook]
Who's behavior is just indepencable?

[Pirates]
You!

[Captain Hook]
Who's the crawling-est, cruelest, promiest, crookonous crook

[Pirates]
Crooknous crook
What a prize
What a joy

[Captain Hook]
Mrs. Hook's little baby boy
Look, look, look

[Pirates]
The surge of the sea

[Captain Hook, spoken]
Yes, yes, yes
Just little ol' me

[All]
Captain Hook!
Yo ho!

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