There are lots of things you can compare on a graph,
Like who is the shortest and the tallest giraffe.
You can chart how much you walk, how much that you laugh.
There are lots of things you can compare on a graph,
But the one thing you can't chart,
Is how you feel in your heart.
You never have to worry, you never have to stress.
I couldn't love you any more. I'll never love you less.
I'll shout it from the rooftops what a bar graph can't express.
I couldn't love you any more. I'll never love you less.
There are oh so many things that we can do as three,
Like loop-de-loop with Ramone when he's on the TV.
We can shoop-a-doop, stand tall as a tree.
There are oh so many things that we can do as three,
But you don't need three to tell,
That I think you're really swell.
You never have to worry, you never have to stress.
I couldn't love you any more. I'll never love you less.
I'll sing it from the treetops. I really must confess.
I couldn't love you any more. I'll never love you less.
I couldn't love you any more. I'll never love you less.