It's Always About My Dick Lyrics

[Verse 1]
It's my Birthday
And everyones talking bout my dick
(He's got a big dick, Got a big dick
It's a big floppy dick now)
Theres nothing wrong with it
It's just really f*cking big
(Seen his big dick, Seen his big dick
Seen his big dick, In a public toilet now)
I got it out, And they stared at it
And they laughed
(Whats wrong with that man over theres' dick?)
It's not that bad, But i feel pretty faint
When i get a erection, yeah
(Big- big dick, big red dick
Dog red dick- dick, red dog dick)

[Interlude]
Music in the sky
(We'll keep rolling. We'll just cut these bits in, yeah)
Huge dick right in my f*cking eye

(In his eye)
Oooh ooh
Oooghh that baby dick
Eheegghh Trotts got a baby dick
A f*ckin' baby dick Like a cocktail sausage
Sticking from his trousers
Trying to find somewhere to go
Why's my dick look like a baby?
I really don't know...
(A whole baby?)
(Like a whole baby?)
(That doesn't sound right at all)

[Verse 2]
Ive got a big dick
It's bigger than i ever wanted it to be
(So, so big
It's so goddamn big)
It hurts, ooh, at nighttime-
It's so f*cking big
(It's really big now)

[Hook]
He's got a big dick (x8)
(very big, very, very big now) (x4)

[Bridge]
It's your birthday, just for you
Got a big floppy dick, that hangs by your shoe
He's got two great big rocks
But they don't compare to his big hard cock
He'll flip-

[Guitar Solo]

[Outro]
Happy Birthday

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