My baby said she don't wanna see my face,
And she kicked me right outta her place,
Now i'm back with the band and my girl's long gone,
She broke my heart bad so I wrote down this song.
I'm bout as sad as they come
Yeah i'm stupid stoned and dumb.
i'm a pretty pitiful sight,
lately i can't get myself right
But i can't get this girl out of my head
i just know she's got another man in her bed
they said Bret, let us give you some advice
In hollywood love don't come easy it comes at a price
Chorus
So your girlfriend is a dancer she makes love for money
used to get it free we really think your lucky
love's a two way street you got hit by the bus
don't break your heart boy or you'll end up like us
So you got dumped don't be ashamed
we got a little somethin' somethin' gonna ease your pain
so i toke and i snort and i smoke and i sniff
by the way, what day is this?
You're a natural born loser don't you understand
that's why your born to sing in a rock and roll band
born to feel the pain and write sad songs
with losers like us this is where you belong
Chorus
Solo
The band was makin' it big i was makin' a scene
drivin' big cars and makin' some green
gonna make a hit, a number one song
but by then my girl was long gone
Chorus
You're a natural born loser don't you understand that's why you're born to sing in a rock and roll band
born to feel the pain and write sad songs
With losers like us this is where you belong