Dear new applicant
We really wanna know your sordid secrets
We are writing again because
We really do
Want to hear your
Views and opinions
We would be so
Grateful if you could find the time
To take part and fill in
The quick questionnaire
And become involved
How're you feeling?
Are you reeling?
Are you still in love,
And who do you think you are?
Is it working?
Did it all fall through?
Are you in control,
And who do you think you are?
Your OCD can be treated
Just plug right in
Get behind the wheel
Open wide, boy
Now be a good
Soldier
See, it's not hard
All your friends have
Fallen into line and
Are marching in time
So become involved
How're you feeling?
Are you reeling?
Are you still in love,
And who do you think you are?
Is it working?
Did it all fall through?
Are you in control,
And who do you think you are?
Who do you think you are?
Do you think we wanna know your sordid secrets?
Who do you think you are?
Who do you think you are?
Who do you think you are?
Who do you think you are?
How're you feeling?
Are you reeling?
Are you still in love?
And who do you think you are?
Is it working?
Did it all fall through?
Are you getting worse?