Bone Dub Lyrics

[Maynard:]
f*cked Dolly Parton
f*cked Loretta Lynn
f*cked Barbara Mandrell
And f*cked all of her kin

I've f*cked Danny Pearl
I f*cked Elvis Presley's little girl
I f*cked the Judds

[Paz:] You f*cked the Judds?
[Maynard:] Hell yeah!

My cuntry boner, it won't go down

[Maynard & Paz:]
It won't go down, it won't go down
My cuntry boner won't go down
My boner, my boner, my boner won't go down
It won't go down, it won't go down
My cuntry boner, it won't go down

[Chorus]

[Paz:]
I f*cked Willie Nelson
I f*cked him deep inside I f*cked Elvis Presley in the bathroom where he died
I f*cked Dwight Yoakum

[Maynard:] Johnny Cash grabbed his ankles and he
hollered as she poked him
[Paz:] I f*cked the Judds!
[Maynard:] You f*cked the Judds?

Group... sex [x3]
Our cuntry boners, they won't go down

f*cked Alabama
f*cked the Oak Ridge Boys
f*cked Randy Travis with a 12-inch plastic toy
I f*cked the cast of Hee-Haw
I f*cked Glen Campbell, f*cked him on a see-saw

Kenny Rogers thought it crass
When I f*cked his big white ass
I can't help it....

[Chorus]

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