[Verse 1] After pissy alleyway, side to the burnt building Heroin addicts and the rats in the size of small children Chilling with his snaky ass dirty ham ho Fat wigger white chick grinding me, giving me a lapdance to Luchini Camp Lo My ex-girl mama used to call me white Sambo I'm like, bitch, I'm an artist, call me Vincent Van Gogh I get Louis Farrakhan dating a platinum blonde I get skinheads bowing to Mecca and praying to Islam I can't afford Dre, Swizz Beatz, or a Timbaland track But I can rip any rapper with just a kick and a handclap I punch fans, I punch kids, I punch females, I punch cops I spit punchlines, I don't need to punch clocks Hip hop, I'm the verbal resurrection You a sell-out, take them tight pants off and take the gerbil out your rectum How you gone flip the script without having a premise? I'm a hooligan like James Caan's son with Alan The Chemist You could get your teeth tooken out without having a dentist I'm a white man dingo, the white black African menace My background dancers are both wack Drunk as shit doing the Pee-wee, they look like Josky Love on crack Do it
[Hook] Welcome to the fun house The fun house La-di-da-di, we like to party We don't cause trouble and we don't bother nobody, nobody
[Verse 2] Yo, welcome to the world of the DG's, too disgusting The death, the destruction My world you get eaten up in Stomping and murking them, I'm on a train like Colin Ferguson Bringing the sling thing rhythm ninja mind, I'll murder them My trailer loaded with girls like Shaba You f*cking with them tranny bitches Your girl got testicles, an Adam's apple, look like Gaga I'm one of the best My flow more fatal than the slug that Marvin Gaye Sr. put in his son's chest Apocalyptic when I'm popping a biscuit I'm popular, they won't be happy 'til I get shot, it's horrific What is you bitches smoking, a rock, or you sniffing Slobbering cock when you hop on the block and you visit f*ck it, any topic I'll rip it Dead presidents with my shoe, that's how I do Pork swallowing, I'll make bacon outta the swine flu I'll throw my dick to any female I got so many bumps blind bitches could touch my dick and read braille