If you're ever in a jam, here I am.
If you're ever in a mess, S.O.S.
If you're so happy, you land in jail. I'm your bail.
It's friendship, friendship, just a perfect blendship.
When other friendships are soon forgot, ours will still
be hot.
Da da da da da da dig dig dig.
If you're ever down a well, ring my bell.
If you're ever up a tree, just phone to me.
If you ever loose your teeth when you're out to dine,
borrow mine.
It's friendship, friendship, just a perfect blendship.
When other friendships are soon forgeet, ours will
still be great.
Loddle doddle chuck chuck chaa.
If they ever black you're eyes, put me wise.
If they ever cook your goose, turn me loose.
And if they ever put a bullet through your brain, I'll
complain.
It's friendship, friendship, just a perfect blendship.
When other friendships are soon forgit, ours will still
be it.
Ah loddle doddle hip hap hap.
If you ever loose your mind, I'll be kind.
And if you ever loose your shirt, I'll be hurt.
If you're ever in a mill and get sawed in half, I won't
laugh.
It's friendship, friendship, just a perfect blendship.
When other friendships are are up the crick, ours will
still be slick.
Ah loddle doddle woof woof woof, hep hep hep, chopp
chop chop, dig dig dig.
Good evening friends.