Dookie Fresh Lyrics

Dookie-Dookie-Dookie Dookie Fresh
Dookie-Dookie-Dookie Dookie Fresh
Dookie-Dookie-Dookie Dookie Fresh.
Dookie fresh, dookie fresh.

I had a hot date so I picked her up at eight, sharp.
Her body was bangin'
This chick was built with great parts
Then she was beautiful I didn't really know her,
but I noticed when I picked her up she had a funny
oder.

I was really confused cuz she had a gorgeous body,
but she stunk like Precious dropped a deuce in a port-
a-potty
her funk was crazy strong, killin' me with deadly
stank. It made me wanna do a cannonball into a septic
tank.

To get away from the stank.
I gave her a dozen roses but the wilted and I think
that she's hot.
But I don't even know if I can do this coz she smells
like R Kelly's date mixed with raw sewage.

Her breath smells like a homeless man pooped in her
mouth.
She needs to bathe herself in tomato juice or I'm out.
She's ridiculously fine!
So who woulda guessed that this girl smells so dookie
fresh.

Dookie-Dookie-Dookie Dookie Fresh
Dookie-Dookie-Dookie Dookie Fresh
Dookie-Dookie-Dookie Dookie Fresh.
Dookie fresh, dookie fresh.

I gotta admit she knocked me off of my feet.
Even with her stench of wet dog and taco meant.
She said, "Puff, I really like you and I'd really be
embarrassed if you didn't peep my heritage and meet my
parents"

So, I drove to their house and I parked the car.
And it smelled like Amy Winehouse threw up in a jar.
And it got worse as soon as we entered her parents'
house.
I started gaggin' like I had a pubic hair in my mouth.

Should I run home and take a shower in bleach? "Yes!"
Her mom stank like Lady gaga's old ass meat dress.
"Paparazzi!" Shut up, This shit ain't funny!
Even her dad smelled like the inside of Batman's onesy. Her mom made us dinner and I couldn't even eat it.
Coz she smelled like a piece of meat between the lunch
lady's cleavage.
I really like this girl, but I feel like givin' in.
To be honest she smells like an Indian.

"Hey, that's not funny!"
No, no I mean like Indian food.
Like curry smells bad. Indian Food.
"You're a dick!"

Dookie-Dookie-Dookie Dookie Fresh
Dookie-Dookie-Dookie Dookie Fresh
Dookie-Dookie-Dookie Dookie Fresh.
Dookie fresh, dookie fresh.
Dookie-Dookie-Dookie Dookie Fresh
Dookie-Dookie-Dookie Dookie Fresh
Dookie-Dookie-Dookie Dookie Fresh.
Dookie fresh, dookie fresh.

And now she wants to get serious.
I don't know what it is.
But if I don't get away from the smell
Imma throw myself off a bridge.

I gotta end it!
She smells like Venus Williams' panties
after playin' tennis.
There's no way that I can win this!

We go out to eat before we even get a seat,
she makes all the people in the restaurant clear out
into the street.
Like a f*ckin' fire drill.
They skip their entire meal.
Yo DeeJay should I leave her, or should I try and
chill?

Ah! I've had worse.
Ah! I've had worse.
Ah! I've had worse.
Smash that ass anyway!
Smash that ass anyway!
Ah! I've had worse.
Puff, plug your nose and smash that ass anyway.

Naw, I think I'm gonna leave her
and I wish her the best,
but somebody needs to tell her
that she's dookie fresh!

Dookie-Dookie-Dookie Dookie Fresh
Dookie-Dookie-Dookie Dookie Fresh
Dookie-Dookie-Dookie Dookie Fresh.
Dookie fresh, dookie fresh.
Dookie-Dookie-Dookie Dookie Fresh
Dookie-Dookie-Dookie Dookie Fresh
Dookie-Dookie-Dookie Dookie Fresh.
Dookie fresh, dookie fresh.

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