Please Go Fund Yourself (pgfy) Lyrics

[HOOK]
So much bankruptcy from this healthcare cost
American dream's totally (f*ckin) lost
Paying for healthcare bills with GoFundmes
Either that or you gotta cam in your undies

[Verse 1]
‘Merican healthcare system wants you to die
Trying ta pick insurance will make you wanna cry
So why even bother, why f*cking try?
Not a single decent option to even to buy

Nothing actually covered; seems like a lie
Guess I'll have to get my surgery in Dubai
Middle class can only retire in Cheng Mai
Can't we give universal coverage a try?

Had to call the insurance company up tonight
f*ckers keep hanging up on me! like Goodbye! Goodbye
Aren't gonna make shit right ‘less I start another twitter fight
They be like: Please hurry up; just f*cking diee---!!
Die, die, die, die, dieeeeeeeee

Please hurry up and just f*cking Die

[HOOK]
So much bankruptcy from this healthcare cost
American dream's totally f*ckin lost
Paying for healthcare bills with GoFundmes
Either that or you gotta cam in your undies

[Verse 2]
Whoever made this backward system must've been so high
Politicians so corrupt; all they do is lie
Meanwhile, pull up with lobbyists at a black-tie We should cut their term abrupt; give em a black eye

Republican's gonna try their best to deny
But Obama's gotta be the fall guy
Least we got legal weed; let's all go get high
Time to celebrate this big f*cking lie
Light a blunt; grab some fireworks; happy 4th of July!

No insurance; no Zoloft tonight
Guess I'll have to get some Ativan supply
[Wow, These mass shootings are skyrocketing so high]
Must be guns; mental health just can't be why!

[HOOK]

[Verse 3]
Coverage really sucks; can't go to Mount Sinai
Stead of ophthalmologist, opted for glass eye
Can I take fish medicine to kill a parasite?
Might as well, sure, let's give it a try

Waiting for the insurance company to clarify
While cancer cells continue to multiply
I'm really worried about this open wound up on my thigh
Guess I'll try Winkle's vet; hope he won't misidentify

Le Croix price hike outcry!
Americans only freak when they got no wifi
What the f*ck foreigners think when they come by?
Cut that safety net! ‘Just as American as apple pie

"Can I please have three hot dogs? I just drink a lot of absinthe, hot dawg"

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