I got a girl named Bony Moronie
She's as skinny as a stick of macaroni
Ought to see her rock 'n roll with her blue jeans on
She's not very fat, just skin and bone
Well now, I love her and she loves me
Oh, how happy now we gotta be
Makin' love underneath the apple tree
Well, I told her mama and her papa too
Just exactly what I'm gonna do
We're gonna get married on a night in June
Rock 'n roll by the light of the silvery moon
Well now, I love her and she loves me
Oh, how happy now we gotta be
Makin' love underneath the apple tree
Well, she's my one and only, she's my heart's desire
She's a real upsetter, she's a real live wire
Everybody's watchin' when my baby walks by
She's some good lookin', really catches the eye
Well now, I love her and she loves me
Oh, how happy now we gotta be
Makin' love underneath the apple tree
Makin' love, makin' love, makin' love
Harder, harder, harder, harder
He (not Ritchie) fell in love with a girl "Boney Maroney" who has a stick figure because she is skinny. There's also a mexican version called "Popotitos" that has the same meaning. Even thought Ritchie's version is a cover, I say it's the best.