Rodney Carrington Beer Run Lyrics

B, double E, double R, U, N
beer run
B, double E, double R, U, N
beeeeeer ruuun
all we need is a ten and a fiver
a car and a key and a sober driver
B, double E, double R, U, N
beer run

a couple of frat guys from aberline
drove out all night to see robert earle keen
???at the kpegs swine and swarey dance???
they wore baseball caps and kahki pants

they wanted cigarrettes to save a little money
they bought one off this hippy that smelled kinda funny
and the next thing they knew they were both really hungry
and perty thirsty toooo

B, double E, double R, U, N
beer run
B, double E, double R, U, N
beeeeeer ruuun
all we need is a ten and a fiver
a car and a key and a sober driver
B, double E, double R, U, N
beer run

found a store with a sign said their beer was coldest
so they sent in brad cause he looked the oldest
he got a case of beer and a candy bar
walked over to where all them registers are
layed his fake id on the counter top
the clerk he looked he turned back up and said stop he said son im not gonna call the copsbut im gonna have to keep this card
the guys both took it pretty hard

B, double E, double R, U, N
beer run
B, double E, double R, U, N
beeeeeer ruuun
oh how happy we would be if we had only brought a better fake id
B, double E, double R, U, N
beer run

they found this other old hippy named sleepy john
he claimed to be the one from the robert earle keen song
so they gave him all their cash
he bought them some brews it was a beutiful day out in santa cruz
they were feeling so good should have been a crime
the crowd was cool and the band was prime
they made back up front to their seats in time
so they could sing with all their friends
they say the road goes on for ever and the party never ends

B, double E, double R, U, N
beer run
B, double E, double R, U, N
beeeeeer ruuun
all we need is a ten and a fiver
a car and a key and a sober driver
B, double E, double R, U, N
beer run