Sex and Gasoline by Rodney Crowell
So much beauty abs & tush
Swoop down on you like a burnin bush
Pop religion bullwhip thin
Says you ain't nothing but the shape you're in
Come on now girl genuflect nude magazine
This mean old world runs on sex and gasoline
19 candles adorn your cake
Life's simple pleasures is a chance you take
So heres the skinny indulge the urge
Then sometime later you can binge & purge
Come on little girl we both know what I mean
This mean old world runs on sex and gasoline
Your pushing thirty why you old hag
Heres something dirty for your shopping bag
You spend the money and heres the deal
Well do our best to mend your sex appeal
Ah come on dear girl the process is routine
This mean old world runs on sex and gasoline
Your over forty that's it for you
Im pretty sure theres nothing else that we can do
Perhaps the convent, perhaps the knife
You woulda coulda shoulda been a rich man's wife
Come on old girl Lolita in her prime was yet thirteen
This star crossed world runs on sex and gasoline
Tired ole story sad but true
We mamas boys have got it in for you
Our faults are many our virtues nil
We never loved you and we never will
Ah come on now girl, Its time we both come clean
This mean old world runs on sex and gasoline
From the first grade princess to the last homecoming queen
The Star crossed world runs on sex and gasoline
The whole wide world runs on sex and gasoline
Oh yes and your mamas world ran on sex and gasoline