I'd like to
Shoot you in the ass with a BB Gun
Lay there in the tall grass and laugh at what I done
Put a blood blister upon each bun
I'd like to shoot you in the ass with a BB Gun
I'd love to rub your toothbrush on a sick monkey's butt
Give your home phone number to some perverted nut
Tell everybody what you really weigh and then just for
fun
I'd like to shoot you in the ass with a BB Gun
I'd like to
Shoot you in the ass with a BB Gun
Lay there in the tall grass and wait for the cops to
come
Put a blood blister upon each bun
I'd like to shoot you in the ass with a BB Gun
I'd love to kick your poodle I'd love to sling your cat
Bust your Yanni CD's with a baseball bat
Send your fat mouth momma sailin' like the Flying Nun
I'd like to shoot you in the ass with a BB Gun
I'd like to
Shoot you in the ass with a BB Gun
Lay there in the tall grass and wait for the cops to
come
Put a blood blister upon each bun
I'd like to pop Sally Field right square in the ass
with a Red Ryder BB Gun