I'm a fleabit peanut monkeyAll my friends are junkiesThat's not really trueI'm a cold Italian pizzaI could use a lemon squeeze or twoWould you do?But I've been bit and I've been tossed around By every she-rat in this townHave you, babe?Well, I am just a monkey manI'm glad you are a monkey woman tooI was bitten by a boarI was gouged and I was goredBut I pulled it on throughYes, I'm a sack of broken eggsI always have an unmade bedDon't you?Well, I hope we're not too messianicOr a trifle too satanicWe love to play the bluesWell I am just a monkey manI'm glad you are a monkey, monkey woman too, babeI'm a monkeyI'm a monkeyI'm a monkey manI'm a monkey manI'm a monkey...