Asshole Lyrics

I got an insane posse we ain't clowns though
I ain't a juggalo, but I always f*cking juggle hoes
And maybe it's in my nature but I never wanna date her
But she's like a shot of vodka 'cause I always gotta
chase her
What's the f*cking problem with a one night stand?
I'm never gonna settle down you need to understand
And let me keep it simple I'm officially stable
And I won't miss you here's a tissue
I got issues believe me
And I always see my mommy in every woman I meet
But I hate my f*cking mother motherf*cker it's weak
So please believe me I'm a needy insecure f*cking
freak
And it ain't as easy or as dreamy as you thought it
would be
Took her out dinner (yeah), went and tried to kiss her
(okay)
Opened up my eyes the f*cking bitch was checking
twitter (what?)
Ladies, I ain't trying to be rude, but I'll never date
a bitch who instagrams her f*cking food

Oh, I lost my f*cking mind
It happens all the time
'Cause I can't stand myself
I'm an asshole baby
Oh, I'm fashionably late
I'm the one you love to hate
'Cause I can't stand myself
'Cause I'm an asshole baby

I'm an asshole
I'm an asshole
I'm an asshole
(I'm an asshole baby)
I'm an asshole
I'm an asshole
I'm an asshole

I'm an asshole baby

Check up in the scene in mid-2006
I was automatically labeled as a God damn prick
I go to prison and get out and I'm back at it (hey,
guys)
I ain't afraid to go back better watch that lip
But the music nowadays always sound the same
But it's pretty f*cking lame what you f*cking lames
claim
To be real music and you got to feel stupid
To be still choosing to abuse the privilege and you
still use it
Lately all you bands do the same damn shit
Same break down snare kicking lame ass riff
And everybody's still f*cking the same lame damn bitch
That comes to every show, showing her fake ass tits
But not me, I'm on a whole other planet
And I'll be damned if I sit back and let this f*cking
shit happen
I'm an assassin, with that music and fashion
When I cash out no backtracks I stack racks I cashed
in

Oh, I lost my f*cking mind
It happens all the time
'Cause I can't stand myself I'm an asshole baby
Oh, I'm fashionably late
I'm the one you love to hate
'Cause I can't stand myself
'Cause I'm an asshole baby

Alright, everybody on the f*cking ground right now,
Andy, here (alright)
You all are going to f*cking die
f*ck you, f*ck your tweets, f*ck everything about you
Social media my f*cking ass
[Repeated gun shots and screaming]
HAHAHAHA!

I'm an asshole baby

Last but not least I want to thank my fans
The best damn fanbase a band could have
And to show appreciation for how grateful I am
Here's a mic stand (sure up) take it home to your dad

I got arrested for a crime that I didn't commit
And I never beat my girlfriend, she's a God damn bitch
man
The truth is she was pissed, I broke it off
So what she did was calculate a plan to hurt me any
chance she could get (damn)
f*ck it, her plot didn't work the jig is up and
everybody knows this berserk
All you tough guys, and wise guys, gangsters on that
Wi-Fi
Your bitch in real life and in real life I will fight
Just because I rock them skinny jeans and a belt don't
mean shit motherf*cker
I'll knock your ass out for real
'Cause I'm pissed off, I'll piss on anybody
'Cause I spit raw, I split jaws I'm hip hop
I'll Nicholas cage your face off

Oh, I lost my f*cking mind
It happens all the time
'Cause I can't stand myself
I'm an asshole baby
Oh, I'm fashionably late
I'm the one you love to hate
'Cause I can't stand myself
'Cause I'm an asshole baby

Oh, I lost my f*cking mind
It happens all the time
'Cause I can't stand myself
I'm an asshole baby
Oh, I'm fashionably late
I'm the one you love to hate
'Cause I can't stand myself
'Cause I'm an asshole baby

I'm an asshole
I'm an asshole
I'm an asshole
(I'm an asshole baby)
I'm an asshole
I'm an asshole
I'm an asshole

I'm an asshole baby

Welcome to the f*cking mixtape
Twenty fourteen and beyond
Me, Ronnie Radke, and a whole bunch of other crazy
motherf*ckers
(Andy Biersack)
You don't like it go f*ck yourself (hahahahaha)

Now, kids, it's just a f*cking joke
Relax

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