I'm A Korean Lyrics

Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring banana phone. ring ring ring ring ring ring ring banana phone. i'm a korean. Oh hello, my name is DJ not nice. You might remember me from my last record, Ching Chang Chong. You made me very rich. Now i roll in american money.

I'm a Korean
And i'd like my chinese food cooked right
Cause they're not giving me the good rice
And the dyke giving me my food looks like a lesbian
I don't like how my beef pork looks like
And the last time i eat your food i got the
Rice chicken beef tofu now i poop while i'm peeing

And you might not belive i could fight
I'm a white belt but i have two stripes
I don't like all you little blue eyed dumb white Europeans
I would like to just drink my bud light
Maybe bomb a couple thing in Hawaii
And blow up the countries i don't like
Cause i'm a Korean

I'm not that nice (uh uh)
I build a bomb (yeah)
Then pick a country (you)
And blow i up
I work for NASA (cool)
We look at stars (wow)
You know Apollo
That movie is good

I talk like ching chang chong
Why do you drop on me so much Napalm
I been trained to kill with my Tai Kwan Do
And my whole continent is a dry cleaning store
Bonzai
I like to play magic cards
You heard of china
I was in charge of china town in Vietnam
I'm still around
You can come through to play

When i play poker i just throw all my chips in
Hello, i'm yellow just like Homer Simpson
I smoke coke, it's fun
You think i'm joking man
I made alot of money from Pokémon

I'm a Korean
I think Michael Jackson's a good guy I don't mind if he sleeps with young guys
Cause in my country we can touch young guys
On their penis
And my wife is 13 and cooks my
Macaroni n' cheese so good i got her out on the street
For a good good price 10 years ago

I'm not gonna lie (uh uh)
I like it rough (uh huh)
Hillary Clinton
Let's get it on (woo)
I have a missile (uh huh)
It's very small (so small)
It's in my pants (hehe)
I can't get it up (aww)

I bomb New York (oops)
Better luck next time
You heard of London (uh huh)
Not anymore (aww)
I bomb Iran (yeah)
Oops that's Japan
Not again
I made a goof
Now i gotta start again

I roll thw world up in a ball like Katamari
If i bomb your crib, yep sorry
I'm a ninja warrior
I went to Harvard, i bomb pearl harbor
I want the whole world to know that i'm powerful
(I am small penis)

Everyone to the floor, we all gonna die
Put your heads between your legs and say ko ni chi wa
Death to all, f*ck the world cause i like Tupac
Now the world must stop, cause of my small cock

One day you'll say why is everyone dead
Why didn't we just do what Kim Jong II said
Now we all are slaves, monkeys run this place
It's planet of the apes (oh okay)

I'm a Korean
And i'm not gonna beef with suge knight
Because i think that if he heard my
My Tupac parody he'd find my and tell me i'm stealing

And i'd like my chinense food cooked right
I don't like Japanese or the Thai
I would like to see the whole world die
Cause i'm a Korean

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