I'm Chinee Lyrics

Oh hello, its me DJ Not Nice

In china we cannot be dykes or Taiwanese
Somebody gave to me HIV, wanna see?
I might be japanese, I don't know my family
I'm chinee get this price tag off of me
In china we now have TV finally
I can see show called simpson family
Why they yellow? That make fun of chinee
Sing the song Rucka Rucka Ali

I'ma drop atom bombs on you white devils
China take over America in 2012
China is very big what you gonna do?
We got two billion china men and not one jew
China make you kill all your female kids
Cause we have too many chicks
And china has not enough tampons
China be so very sad
Because we don't have any friends

In china we crap in our beds
Because we can't buy a mattress
We missed 2005 and '6
(I was high)
I was high on cocaine
China has very small wang
(Very small)
Okay

China drink on kool-aid
Economy of dirty under age sex slaves
We get murdered if we don't like China president
That's a restaraunt in Detroit
They shoot everyone

In China we probably gonna bomb Germany
C'mon please somebody how come we cannot be
Rich we ain't got shit
And we live in a dirty ditch with some animals
Pass the f*ckin' butter please
I've got soy sauce now i need some dog meat
I can eat what i want don't make fun of me
I can meet rucka ruck
I heard he lives in the street
Why can't we go to America?

I get me a bus pass and we could roll
We'll open up a wonton dry cleaning store
I could also coach wheelchair basketball
How come we chinee are like five feet tall?
I could sell cereal while stealing stereos
Bury your terrier he's a AIDS carrier
We could make a show with Morgan Freeman
We call it everybody gets shot by Raymond

Somebody messed up the song now it just got racist
Black people been through enough
40 cases
Why can't we just send all white people to Africa
The chinee people are taking over America
Lets go, I'm the boss I can tell you where to go
Get the bros on the bus and send them down the road (Peace)
We can go vegan but we gotta eat dog
We'll beat em' up cause adrenaline tastes good

I could read stuff like books
Cause I made something of my life
I tried to get by on looks
But it looks like I'm closing my eyes
All you punk ass bitch ass ninjas
Suck my dick cause you ain't shit cause
I come here from Indo-China
China has sideways vagina

China be the best at baseball
Phillipinos have little buttholes
I'm china number one guy because
I have one dollar fifty five nigga
I must listen to emperor
Because he has bad temperer
I'm not some kind of gambler
Australia has kangaroo

I'm chinee why can't we all just be friends with me
I give you the good rice
In china we eat chinee food
I'm chinee why not me play Gandhi in movie
I could break up a hood fight
And tell crips and bloods to be cool
I'm chinee I know which ninja killed Kennedy
I'm won of the good guys
I teach the secret service ninja moves
I'm chinee I'm not even in ninja kid three
They hired some girl that time
I, I mean Karate Kid three (no, four)
I'm chinee it's gay, how my videos get deleted
But the Ruckas Nucka's load them videos up
And tell everybody at school
I'm chinee so call me to MC your party
Weddings or Bar Mitzvahs
I even do funerals let's go!

Everybody touch somebody
Don't be scared of them pressing charges
Put some saki in your coffee
Tell your mother to get off me
Ninja Turtle was good movie
I remember when I saw it
And the second one was better
And the third one was whatever
And I like the Power Rangers
Billy, Jason, and the Black Guy
They had to save the world
From the lady who look like Kim Jung Il
Where were the Power Rangers on the day of 9/11?
I thought they could have stopped it
I guess they were busy fighting Putties

I'm chinee, I'm chinee, I'm chinee, I'm chinee
I'm chinee, I'm chinee, I'm chinee, I'm chinee
I'm chinee, I'm chinee, I'm chinee, I'm chinee

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