Hey sis, it's Christmas
You can cross me off of your wish list
Call Santa Claus and the Missus
We gon' have the best Christmas that ever existed
Hey sis, it's Christmas
Come on over, bitch, you can't miss this
There'll be gifts, now can I get a witness
We gon' have the best Christmas that ever existed
Boom, bright
Christmas, white
Reindeers pulling that sleigh tonight
Don that apparel so gay, that's right
All of Santa's elves be giving me life
Shoot, score
Eggnog, floor
Living room lit like never before
Ding dong ditch better get the door
Holiday hoes who could ask for more
Cuppa tea under the tree, tell me what you want
All that you need is a pal and a confidant
Family tree is a mess, but I want his cunt
Butch it up straight to the back, sissy to the front
Bang the bells to the dawn, I'ma strut it out
Grinch, go home if you think I'ma cut it out
Don't forget, pass the hot roasted nuts around
Bl-ow, go Mary get ready to shut it down
Gettin' fired up, I'm ready for the healing
Sugarplum fairy dancing on the ceiling
Hearing them angels singing, I'm feeling now
Gettin' fired up, I'm ready for the healing
Sugarplum fairy dancing on the ceiling
Hearing them angels singing, I'm feeling now
Hey sis, it's Christmas
You can cross me off of your wish list
Call Santa Claus and the Missus
We gon' have the best Christmas that ever existed
Hey sis, it's Christmas
Come on over, bitch, you can't miss this
There'll be gifts, now can I get a witness
We gon' have the best Christmas that ever existed
Red, thong
Sing a, song
Gingerbread men gonna ping your pong
Mistletoe kiss kiss can't be wrong
Ride that candy cane good and long
Nuts, crack
Stocking, fat
Christmas Carol, she in the back
Look at her working with all of that
Frosty the Snowman, where you at?
Cuppa tea under the tree, tell me what you want
All that you need is a pal and a confidant
Family tree is a mess, but I want his cunt
Butch it up straight to the back, sissy to the front
Bang the bells to the dawn, I'ma strut it out
Grinch, go home if you think I'ma cut it out
Don't forget pass the hot roasted nuts around
Bl-ow, go Mary get ready to shut it down
Gettin' fired up, I'm ready for the healing
Sugarplum fairy dancing on the ceiling
Hearing them angels singing, I'm feeling now
Gettin' fired up, I'm ready for the healing
Sugarplum fairy dancing on the ceiling
Hearing them angels singing, I'm feeling now
Hey sis, it's Christmas
You can cross me off of your wish list
Call Santa Claus and the Missus
We gon' have the best Christmas that ever existed
Hey sis, it's Christmas
Come on over, bitch, you can't miss this
There'll be gifts, now can I get a witness
We gon' have the best Christmas that ever existed
Hey sis, it's Christmas
You can cross me off of your wish list
Call Santa Claus and the Missus
We gon' have the best Christmas that ever existed
Hey sis, it's Christmas
Come on over, bitch, you can't miss this
There'll be gifts, now can I get a witness
We gon' have the best Christmas that ever existed