Questionnaire Lyrics

Hey mister man in the street, excuse me
Do you have a few moments to spare? Oh yeah
Don't worry, I'm not trying to sell you anything
You wouldn't want, I'm just a questionnaire

Tell me what you think about this low-fat diet shampoo?
Do you think it's crunchy, half crunchy or not crunchy at all?
Put a tick in the appropriate box, there's nothing to it

Yes, no, don't know, I don't care
I'm only a questionnaire, only a questionnaire

Please, mister man in the street, believe me
I'm only doing my job and I need to know, oh
Everything about you, take it easy, all you gotta do Is answer 'Yes' or 'No'

Tell me what you think about the Devil and the deep blue sea
Do you think there's one true God, a false God, or no God at all?
Put a tick in the appropriate box, there's nothing to it

Yes, no, don't know, I don't care
I'm only a questionnaire
Yes, no, don't know, I don't care
I'm only a questionnaire, only a questionnaire

Now can you tell me what you think
About how easy it can be to buy a gun?
Do you think it's 'Crazy', 'Half Crazy' or 'Not Crazy' at all?
Put a tick in the appropriate box

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