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[Verse 1]
Never thought that we would ever be humping friends
Now I'm all confused, after banging you, I got a funny feeling
I first said it was boss to cross the line
Going in raw thought it'd be alright
Now things are strange, my pee color changed
And really I just want my dick back
[Hook]
And I'm crazy with this lady, her dang germs won't leave me alone (get these stds out of my system!)
I'm recovering in the er, doctor said he won't make it long (make it long)
And I'm crazy with this lady, her dang germs won't leave me alone (get these stds out of my system!)
I'm recovering in the er, doctor said he won't make it long (yeah)
[Verse 2]
I'd hate to die today from you, I wish you never existed
When we first kissed the moment after I got Herpes blisters
Lately I gotta just stay away
We brushed shoulders, I got public lice today
You sucked on my shaft, now I got staph
Damn I just want my dick back
[Hook]
And I'm crazy with this lady, her dang germs won't leave me alone (get these stds out of my system!)
I'm recovering in the er, doctor said he won't make it long (make it long)
Said my mind's gone half crazy cause I can't leave you alone (get these stds out of my system!)
I'm recovering in the er, doctor said he won't make it long (yeah)
[Bridge]
Oh oh oh oh oh yeah
What happened to my pole I just don't know (oh yeah yeah)
The pole I used to laugh and joke with
The pole I used to tell all my secrets
We had our thrills and were down for whatever whenever together yeah
[Hook]
And I'm crazy with this lady (oh) her dang germs won't leave me alone (cuz of this crazy lady!)
I'm recovering in the er, doctor said he (oh) won't make it long (cuz of you)
Said I'm crazy with this lady (yeah) her dang germs won't leave me alone (and I just don't know)
I'm recovering in the er, doctor said he won't make it long (said I just don't know if I'll make it now)
We used to chill (yeah) watch some Netflix
We used to do we used to do some many things together (yeah)
Yeah yeah yeah yeah
Oh oh
Yeah
Oh oh oh!