There’s actors musicians jugglers and magicians The man on the flying trapeze There’s low down sopranos who sit on pianos But I don’t go for any of these Chorus: I only go to see a show so I can watch a Song And Dance Man He’s got a style that makes a sad heart smile A cabaret where life is gay is bound to have a Song And Dance Man And on the stage he’s still the rage He’ll serenade a lovely lady with a parasol Then dance around and meet her by the garden wall When they decide to hide behind her parasol Do you think they really kiss? I’ll tell you this I never miss a chance to see a Song And Dance Man Cause when he sings an old refrain or swings a happy cane That’s the kind of entertainment for me