So much for friendly conversation
Simple advice between friends
When you step between two lovers
They?re steppin' out, you?re steppin' in
Oh Lord, here we go again
Oh, hey, I?m in the middle, stuck here in the middle
Yeah, I?m in the middle, I can?t stand the middle
Hey, diddle, diddle it sucks here in the middle
Yeah, I?m in the middle, can?t stand the middle
Three in here still leaves two on the outside
I?d rather be right white conservative or
Far left cult radical extreme
Well, I never learned to keep my mouth shut
Just speak my mind every time
Can you lay it on the line?
Oh, hey, I?m in the middle, I can?t stand the middle
Yeah, I?m in the middle, it sucks in the middle
Hey, diddle, diddle we're stuck in the middle
Yeah, I?m in the middle, can?t stand the middle
3 in the middle still leaves two on the outside, yeah, yeah
Yeah, I can?t stand the middle
Yeah, well this thing is killing me
I?m in the middle, it sucks here in the middle
Huh, I?m in the middle, I can?t stand the middle
Oh, I?m in the middle, I can?t stand the middle
Yeah, I?m in the middle, stuck here in the middle
3 in the middle still leaves two on the outside
I?m in the middle, can?t stand the middle, oh yeah
In the middle, I can?t stand the middle
In the middle, I can?t stand the middle
Yeah, I'm in the middle, can?t stand the middle
Three in here still leaves two on the outside