Mirror, mirror in my hand
Who's the fairest in the land?
We slowly flip through photographs to see
(Maybe, no, yes)
And you can tell your friends
And you can tell your dad
And you can tell your banker
If she's feeling pretty sad
You think you look like you got the gosh darn secrets of the universe
I look at you, I look at you, you look at me, you look at me
I look at you, I look at you, you look at me, you look at me
I look at you, I look at you, you look at me, you look at me
I look at you, I look at you, you look at me, you look at me
Excuse me, ma'am
Do you recognize my face by chance?
I think that we've seen each other on a computer screen
(Maybe, no, yes)
And you can tell your mom
And you can tell your dog
And can tell the donut shop
Mid-bite on their crullers
You think I look like I know the gosh darn secrets of the universe
I look at you, I look at you, you look at me, you look at me
I look at you, I look at you, you look at me, you look at me
I look at you, I look at you, you look at me, you look at me
I look at you, I look at you, you look at me, you look at me